网友传来的三个英文笑话
1. A man is dying of cancer...... His son asked him, " Dad, why do you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS? "
Answer: " So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom....
2. Three feelings : what's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,and Panic is when both are pregnant
3. Chinese Adam and Eve: If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake!
